SEGA is Like a Hot Girlfriend That Can't Read
Andrew Weymes of The Nightly Gamer writes: "As the title bluntly proclaims, SEGA is like a hot girlfriend that can't read and repeatedly fails to spell her own name properly when asked. She's certainly fun most of the time, but sometimes she says something so full of idiocy that one has to hold back a slap. The Nightly Gamer does not condone the abuse of women in any form. The above is an analogy concerning SEGA."